Me trying to avoid my problems.

(Source: alphalewolf)


in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales


having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together



Israel bombs Al-Farouq Mosque in Rafah, Gaza / Palestinians turn up for prayer, as usual, July 25, 2014.

(Photos: Ibraheem Abu Mustafa / Reuters)

mA..that’s crazy.

Such respect for Palestinians.


my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”


what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)